princessbenihime asked: You've mentioned once a radio kon interview... Do you know where I could read/watch it or where it exactly is from?
"Radio Kon Interview?"
"I think that’s that interview where you said you’ve seen me "beyond naked" Kisuke"
"Really…?" *looks around nervously* That one…I don’t recall…"
"Oh? Then maybe I should arouse your memory"
"Ah…no, that’s okay. I think it’s all coming back to me now!"
OOC: The Radio Kon Interview featuring Urahara can be found at the end of Bleach Volume 17. I think you can also find interviews at the end of Bleach Volume 7, 8, and 9…I can’t remember, I will have to check my books again. But other interviews also feature Uryuu, Tatsuki, and Rukia.
Here are the Japanese raw scans I found online here from the Urahara interview:
And the translation:
Volume 17, Radio-Kon [star] Baby!
Opening Theme Music: “We Are Radio-Kon Baby!!”
Kon: YO! HOW YOU FOOLS DOING?!
It’s been too long! Way too long!! You know how long it’s been?! Fifteen months! One year and three months!!! What the heck’s a year?! It’s been so long, our last taping’s just a fond memory!!
So today, to work out all the frustration that’s built up over the last year, I’m gonna be reading some of your letters. That means there won’t be much time for chitchat!! All right then, here’s “Radio-Kon 4”!! Our guest is… AW!! I kinda hate this guy… Kisuke Urahara!! Say Hello!!
Urahara: HELLO. <3 Thank you for your patience, ladies and gentlemen. <3 This is Urahara Shoten’s slightly shady but handsome manager, Kisuke Ura—
Q: Does Mr. Urahara wear a toupee?
Urahara: Wow, that was abrupt. C’mon, I waited a long time for this, so give me time to talk. Even that question was too short.
Kon: That’s why I said there wouldn’t be much chitchat! Now answer the question!
Urahara: IT’S A TOUPEE.
Kon: All right! What’s next? HUH?!
Urahara: Not really.
Q: The other day in P.E., we had to run a 50-meter dash. I said, “Take the power of justice! The armor and headband of justice!! Then I put my headband on. I ran 0.75 seconds faster than I ever have before. Was that some kind of magic, or did I just have a good day?
Urahara: IT WAS 100 PERCENT MAGIC.
Kon: Dude, are you gonna answer these questions seriously, or not?
Q: Mr. Urahara! I love you!! Marry Me!!
Urahara: OKAY. <3
Kon: Hey! Don’t be taking questions when I’m talking!!
Urahara: But you said you weren’t going to talk much.
Kon: Shut up!! I get to talk as much as I want!! I’m the host here!
Q: There was a scene in volume two where you hugged Ururu! I’m jealous. Would you hug me, too?
Urahara: SURE! <3
Kon: Hey!! Don’t cut me off like that!! And that question ticks me off, too!!
Q: At the end of Ichigo’s training, the hat that you wore (and Ichigo’s cut) was fixed. Who fixed it? Or do you keep spares, like Uryuu?
Kon: So we finally arrive at this, the most commonly asked question. Well? What’s the deal?
Urahara: I have lots of those hats, maybe a hundred of them. By the way, I have a lot of identical robes and clogs and jinbei (summer casual wear) too. [music note]
Kon: Wow… If I were a drawer and had a bunch of identical things stuffed into me, I’d go nuts.
Q: What kind of people shop at Urahara Shoten and what do they buy?
Urahara: Everyone from little girls to housewives with too much time on their hands shops there. They buy things that I can’t even mention in mixed company.
Kon: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I TOTALLY WANNA GO THERE!!!
No!! What the heck?! You’ve only answered one question seriously so far!! You trying to ruin my show?!
Urahara: I’ve been answering them as honestly as I can.
Q: Have you seen Ms. Yoruichi naked?
Urahara: That’s a funny name you have…
Kon: Just answer the question!
Urahara: Naked? Of course!
Kon: WHAT?! THAT’S INEXCUSABLE!!
Urahara: Well, Yoruichi and I are very close. I really can’t say any more.
Kon: Hmm… And?
Urahara: I’ve seen parts of her beyond naked!!
Urahara & Kon: [‘OH SHIT’ EXPRESSIONS]
Yoruichi: I see. I didn’t know we were so intimate. Would you care to elaborate?
Urahara: Aw, c’mon, Yoruichi. Not here…
Yoruichi: [seemingly sharp nails] Don’t be shy. “Beyond naked,” huh? Let’s start by checking out your bones.
Urahara & Kon: N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Single: “Goodnight Radio-Kon Baby!”
Ending Theme Music: “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” from The Lion King, requested by Kanagawa (who loves Captain Aizen)\
Uryuu’s can be found here.
Tatsuki’s can be found here.
Rukia’s can be found here.